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    The Bachelorette: Becca Ep 8- Tia, Shut Up

    This week was hometowns! Nothing particularly exciting to report. They are all regular people with regular families. Garrett took Becca to the farm and planted tomatoes. His family had that same quirky quality he does. They spoke about the impact his divorce had on them as a family. She meets Jason in Buffalo, NY where they participate in a wing-eating competition. I learned bleu cheese is the preferred condiment to ranch… Jason, speaking of the their relationship, says they have “caught up and we’re surpassing everyone else.” His mom responds, “but how do you know that?” which is my exact thought. As the omniscient viewer, I know him to be…

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    The Bachelorette: Becca Episode 7

      One thing that did not stay in Vegas was the news that Colton is a VIRGIN! Remember virgins? I was one in college. Is it as big of a deal its always made out to be on these shows? Yes. Is he virtuous or is there something off about him we don’t know yet? Becca took Colton on the first date. Just as he starts to explain how he isn’t very experienced, a black guy with brown dreads comes to take then conch diving. Once again, I don’t know where they are but given their excursion chaperone, they are in The Islands. Colton tells Becca due to the fact…

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    Becca Episode 5

      The show is finally getting past the chaff and onto the actual contenders for a relationship with Becca. This week they went to Vegas and I realized I don’t know where they were before. I’m pretty sure they begin in California but last week it was cold so were they in California? Becca rides camels with Colton on a date and that’s all there is to say about the date. Back at the house, David is trolling Jordan yet again because he doesn’t have anything of value to say on is own. David is discussing what it’s like to get the next to last rose and even though he…

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    The Bachelorette: Becca Ep 4

    I don’t know who Becca was on a date with first because I don’t have DVR and I missed it. Regardless, he wants 3 kids. Alas! David returns from respite. He had fallen from the TOP BUNK and broken his nose. Ouch! Sounds awful but not a stay in ICU (really, Chris?). Becca gives him the group date rose because she isn’t really connecting with anyone. As all the group gather around David he says “What up, Jordan? How you doin’?” and you know he rehearsed it about 10 times with his producer on the way to the house. There’s a rose ceremony where some people we don’t care about…

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    The Bachelorette: Becca Episode 3

    This episode should be subtitled “breaking body parts instead of hearts” because that is what happened. The episode opens with David making the most eggs in the tiniest skillet leading into the invitation for the group date. On location, Becca is chopping it up with some women from the previous season, including the one that was “missing” and Tia. When the men arrive, they are informed they will be pampering the women, which is arguably the weakest date I have ever seen on the show. Colton is stressed out Tia is there because of, you know, their history. Becca takes Tia aside to talk about Colton. Tia explains that Colton…